whatever you do, don't eat my pizza

hi. i'm mariana, i'm portuguese and i'm 15 years old.
fan girl yo.
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jennatalherpes:

dont date a girl who runs a pale blog, she’ll wake you up with coffee and nice kisses; date a girl who runs a humor blog, she’ll wake u up by pouring water on u and steal ur clothes after u shower

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myintriguing:

My friends decided to take a lovely pic for the Westboro Baptist Church. They’re not gay but they support gay rights
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myintriguing:

My friends decided to take a lovely pic for the Westboro Baptist Church. They’re not gay but they support gay rights

cramp:

snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay)

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole